There was a time that Facebook was fun. Finding old friends and catching up, keeping in touch with family members that live far away, and countless other reasons. I'm not sure how we went from that easy go lucky idea to what it is today. While I still enjoy logging on everyday (OK all day) I find myself rolling my eyes a lot more lately, because some things have gotten out of control. We are all guilty of at least one of the things, or in my case multiple things, but you know what they say, the first step is admitting you have a problem so there you go. Here are the top 10 things that need to stop, in no particular order.
1. Vaguebooking
I put this one first because it is MY biggest Facebook pet peeve. We all need a little extra attention every now and then, but Vaguebooking is just downright annoying. You can always tell when someone is feeling a little left out of the cyber world when they post things like
"Ugh"
":("
"I'm sad"
"Why me?"
Well you get it. There is nothing wrong with posting those things but when you start getting responses asking whats wrong (which is exactly what you want) and then respond to no one, it is obvious you just want to make sure people are paying attention to you. You may be able to get away with that once in a while, but when you start doing it on a normal basis people will stop paying attention to you. People will not even ask whats wrong anymore, because you have proven time and time again that you have no intention telling everyone just what the hell is wrong. Whether you like to admit it or not, we are all nosy and hate when we get sucked in with no payoff. That is a major Facebook turn-off. Which brings me to my next thing.
2. Airing Your Dirty Laundry
I like some drama and gossip just as much as the other person, but somethings really should remain private, no matter how entertaining it may be for us. This is most important when it refers to a couple. Remember, when you are mad and post something horrible your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/lover or whatever did its hard to take it back. Even if you delete it, chances are a majority of your friends have already seen it and will not be able to delete it from their memory. This is especially important for couples with mutual friends. or couples where the other person doesn't have a Facebook and has no idea you are spewing your private stuff all over. You may need to vent, and that's fine but when you share it with everyone you have just asked for more trouble. If you have mutual friends someone WILL tell the other person and your mini venting session went from what you thought was something innocent to something on a much higher level. Surely if you have 100+ Facebook friends you are close enough with someone you can text, call, email, or even IM (remember that?) right? A temporary lapse in judgment is one thing when you write a rant but if it continues, you will most likely stop getting sympathy and start getting more eye rolls, and be prepared for someone to call you out on it. The whole "I can write what I want its my page" thing only goes so far before people start hiding your feeds, or even deleting you.
3. Posting Too Many Pictures of Your Kids or Pets (or both) in a day
Yes your kids are adorable, yes your pet is too, but don't over do it. As parents we think every single expression, outfit, haircut, and sleeping position are adorable, and they are, but posting all of those things in one day is overkill (albums excluded). No one will ever love your children the way you do, and the same goes for loving every picture you take. I am 100% guilty of this. It isn't an attention thing, you just want everyone to see how awesome your kid or pet is, but the truth is only a select few will really care after the 4th or 5th picture of the day, after that most will just scroll right past you. Doing this every once in a while is one thing, then there are a select few that do it on a daily basis, posting nearly the exact same pictures every day. Feel free to share but try to keep it to a minimum, or get on Instagram. Oh and if you don't have kids and swear you will never be one of those parents, at some point you will.
4. Pictures of Disgusting Things
This is pretty self explanatory. No one wants to see the massive poop your kid took, the projectile vomit, or the aftermath of a long drunk night out. You may think its hilarious and interesting but the rest of us are cringing and unsuccessfully trying to get the image out of our heads. You may even think its pretty cool your kid used the potty for the first time, and it is, feel free to tell us, but we don't need a visual.
5. The Daily Selfie
We all know someone who loves themselves so much that they have to share a new picture with us every.single.day. sometimes multiple times a day.
"Going to the club!"
"Going to dinner!"
"Going to work!"
"Going to the bathroom!"
Its great that you have such high self esteem, and we like seeing new pictures of you, but unless you got plastic surgery, you look exactly the same as you did yesterday, thanks for reminding us.
6. Food--Instagram yes, Facebook no
As much as I was hoping this was a short lived trend, it is still going strong. Nobody needs a daily picture of what you are eating. If you are really REALLY proud of it then lets see it, but a PB&J? Yeah that's not newsworthy. Save the food pictures for something special, like something you worked your ass off all day making, something unique, or even a Pinterest success (or fail, those are fun too). In-N-Out is obviously an exception to this, but not if you eat it everyday. And don't you dare post a picture on my news feed of plain old boring In-N-Out fries, those better be Animal Style or you'll hear about it from me.
7. #hashtagging
#we #need #to #stop #talking #like #this #about #everything. Also 100% guilty of this. Hash tagging started off on Twitter for a reason. Sometimes it can be hard to fit all of your thoughts in 140 characters, and on Twitter it is a way to see what other people are saying about the same thing you are talking about, but Facebook doesn't work like that. It is understandable if you are cross posting from Instagram or Twitter, but if not then just say what you need to say, you have plenty of room!
8. Compulsive Woe is Me Posts
Everyone has bad days, there is no argument there, but attention seeking daily posts about how bad your life is is annoying.
"FML"
"My life sucks"
"When will I have a good day?"
"Why do things keep happening to me?"
Etc.
If you are posting like that on a daily basis you either are in need of some serious help (no sarcasm there) or you need to change what you are doing. Unlike #1, this is the person who is constantly being shit on and doing nothing about it but feeling sorry for themselves and wanting everyone and their mother to know about it every day. Nobody likes a constant Debbie Downer and with each post your sympathy level goes down. The days will be numbered that people comment with "whats wrong?" "everything OK?" or "I'm sorry :(". Eventually people will just be thinking "Shut up already!"
9. Facebragging
Got a new car? I want to see. Met a celebrity? I want to see that too. Wads of cash? Um yeah no thanks. Fifth super expensive unnecessary new toy this week? No thanks I'll pass on that too. There is a fine line between sharing things with people and bragging about them. We all like to make people envious of us sometimes, but if you overdo it, they will just start thinking you are a douchebag. Yes we all want nice things, and its cool when we get something we have saved for, or got for Christmas or whatever, but if you just have cash coming out of your ass and cant stop talking about it, we will stop being excited for you, and roll our eyes as fast as we scroll past you.
10. Asking for Money
Why people do this I will never understand. It takes a real ballsy person to ask people for money on Facebook for whatever it may be. Charity, school donations, and stuff like that are different, but just for you? Are you kidding me? This sometimes can tie into #8. Not always do people come right out and ask for money but they imply that they really need it. Writing their sob story (or stories) in hopes it will appeal enough to garner donations. Its tacky, and if you are hurting for money that bad contact someone privately that may be able to help you. don't post it all over the damn place. The only time I have ever done this is in a joking manner like "Hey who wants to lend me $20,000 for a car?" or "Hey my birthday is coming up who wants to buy me an iPad?" am I really asking for it? Obviously not, its a joke, jokes are funny, pity is not.
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